Top 3 Things a Boy Shouldn't Say to Another Boy

by Pat Balo

1) “Pare, ang pogi mo.”– It doesn’t really matter is the person saying this is gay or straight. For as long as the object of the statement is straight, this is a definite no-no. Why? Because boys have wildly malicious minds and egos the size of Luzon, which is why they assume that no one (not girls, not gays, not even other men) can resist their charms.

2) “Tol, jackpot ka sa girlfriend mo ah.” – What this statement actually means is that the guy looks like his girlfriend’s alalay and you just can’t figure out paano niya naloko yung babae (how he was able to fool her).

3) “Liit ah.” – You better be hoping that a) you aren’t in the bathroom taking a leak or b) you aren’t the object of this conversation. If you are, then you are honor-bound to stage the “Rumble in the Bathroom” for your officemates.